"MOM. . . . .

(true story--hey wait, ALL my stories are true.)

there is a ring."
I reply,"There is a what?."

"A ring,come see, there is a ring in this toilet." says my soccer star son.

Thats right. Thats my toilet cleanin' boy. Please don't have him over unless you've cleaned!

Fancy Pork Loin Roast

You know us, we're pretty fancy right? Well, this sure looks fancy and tastes pretty yummy!

1 3# or so pork roast
fresh mushrooms and onion--about 1/2 cup of each--more or less fine. Sprinkle these veggies with seasoned salt and pepper.
turkey bacon
brown sugar

Slice pork roast open length wise. Fill with mushrooms and onions. Place roast back together. Tie with twine. Wrap roast (widthwise) with bacon strips real pretty like. Use toothpicks if you like to hold bacon in place. Sprinkle with good amount of brown sugar. Bake at 425* for 25 minutes. Turn oven down to 350 and continue baking for another 60-70 minutes or so.(use your meat thermometer!)So pretty and yummy. I baked mine on a roasting rack.